My 401K has a YTD of -98.87%

[ilovejesus1]

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[pears90]

@yabado All in on $SPY puts

 

[baristaben]

@yabado 98% down ytd is almost too much for a WSB regard. If you put 1000 monkeys in front of a list of stocks, this "financial advisor" will still be worse than all of the monkeys.

 

[noemnell]

@yabado Or Cathie Wood

 

[anotherme]

@yabado It’s his wife’s boyfriend

 

[tomstuart]

@yabado aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's gone.

 

[showmehow]

@yabado It wasn’t me

 

[pillze1524]

@cayamaka What is the investment?

 

[batiana]

@pillze1524 Enron calls