Unemployment rate surges to 4.1%

[jonahvime]

https://x.com/CommSec/status/1790917900876099598

 

[jcla4life]

@jonahvime Surges is such a strong adjective.

 

[joywithfaith]

@jcla4life At least they didn't use hike or slammed.

 

[j_f_o_8_9]

@joywithfaith Job seekers SLAMMED by SURPRISING SURGE in unemployment (+0.2% to prior) from job numbers that NOT EVEN THE TOP EXPERTS COULD PREDICT (employment actually grew by a stronger than expected 38,500 people last month per the ABS, countering the 23,700 figure economists predicted).

 

[minddoctor]

@j_f_o_8_9 Can you add 'chilling' in there as well?

 

[joyceh]

@jcflowergirl Top experts should probe the causes.

 

[timsforgiven]

@joyceh The public should demand a royal commission.

 

[joyceh]

@timsforgiven An independent inquiry might do the job.

 

[vandalia]

@joyceh This could work by wasting at least a year to find the issue

 

[jesusisreal912]

@joyceh +1 for using ‘probe’.

 

[ewnsnews]

@minddoctor Don't forget 'horror' as well

 

[minddoctor]

@ewnsnews In a chilling sign of what's to come, Job seekers were SLAMMED by the SHOCKING SURGE in unemployment (+0.2% to prior) from HORRIFYING job numbers that NOT EVEN THE TOP EXPERTS COULD PREDICT (employment actually grew by a stronger than expected 38,500 people last month per the ABS, countering the 23,700 figure economists predicted).

 

[skwurll]

@minddoctor It's beautiful

 

[rabbie77]

@minddoctor WHERE DO I CLICK?!

 

[j_f_o_8_9]

@minddoctor wǒ hěn xǐhuān BING CHILLING, dànshì sùdù yǔ jīqíng 9 bǐ BING CHILLING job seekers SLAMMED by SURPRISING SURGE in unemployment (+0.2% to prior) from job numbers that NOT EVEN THE TOP EXPERTS COULD PREDICT (employment actually grew by a stronger than expected 38,500 people last month per the ABS, countering the 23,700 figure economists predicted).

 

[jacktomczak]

@minddoctor The recent one I've noticed used heavily is star'. "Star in injury / star no longer recognisable / star of 90s hits back at
../ star reveals secret".