I can't even open this sub without feeling like I'm at work! This feed is stressful when you're in the industry!
Since there are so many stupid questions directed to insurance agents, I'd like to ask clients equally dumb questions. This inquiry will be in regards automobile insurance.
Potential clients:
-Why do you feel the need to tell me what color your car is 5 seconds into the call? Why do you tell me this several more times after I tell you nicely I don't give 2 shits about the color of the car. Red cars and black cars cost the same. Unfortunately you're just dum.
-Unless you got your driver's license within the last 3-5 years, you don't have to tell me your lifes story of transportation...just your DL please...
-Engineers are the worst insurance clients. If my home rate was bad, and I tell you my auto rate will be worse, why do you still even want a quote--and then bitch at me when the quote was high--I told you that going into this...
*STOP TELLING YOU INSURANCE AGENT YOU WANT "FULL COVERAGE." There is no such thing as full coverage!!! You wanna argue? Ok, here is every single endorsement we offer. Generally only 9 endorsements, but you wanted that "full coverage" so here is all 32! What does that cover, you ask? I don't fucking know! 20 years I've never seen it....
Just tell your agent you need comp and collision....they will know what your talking about, I promise.
-As an aside, at least once a day a client will tell me: " I dont want none of that liability or comprOhensn, or collision, you can take that off right now and give me what I asked for, which is full coverage! "
-And when it comes to coverages, don't be an idiot, think things through just a little.
Liability---the most important aspect--you DO NOT want that as low as possible to "save money!"
Most states mandate that you have a minimum of $10,00 to $30,000 in property damage liability protection.
You wanna be cheap so you go state minimums. 6 weeks later you're yelling at me. Your POS just hit a $60G Rover. Your insurance is paying $25,000 and now you gotta figure out a way to pay the difference. For $4 more a month you could have avoided the enrire scenario...but you wanted the cheapest thing possible and now what...I mean...don't listen to the guy that does this for a living, take the advice from some dude your mom was banging last night who has a freind thats an insurance agent...in fact, why are you not talking to him now...
-And then there are deductibles. If your car is 20 years old, the value is $3,000, why are you paying $600 a year in premiums for comp/coll? If your car is totaled, you're out the deductible and $600 in premium to get, what....a check for $800? This is why people stay insurance broke.
-I get you want to save money, who doesn't.
But why would you choose a $1,000 deductible because it saves $8 a month? If you can't afford an extra $8 today, how are you gonna afford $1,000 later? Use reason. Get a manageable deductible.
-This may shock you, but your insurance agent is not your claim agent. These people live on different sides of the planet. Your agent can advocate and assist, but their role is minimal; always refer back to your claims rep or ask to have an Underwriter involved.
-Why do minor billing changes ruin peopls life?
"My rate was $143.27 for 6 months and now its $143.86 and you're going to tell me exactly why my premiums increased."
At this point I generally ask if i can just pay them the increase of $7 spread over the next 9 months...
-Stop nameing every discount on your prior auto policy. Those are generally company specific and its about the time I start reading Reddit because I know you're about to argue with the premium you just agreed to 30 seconds ago.
-And finally....stop bullshiting us on your driving record, we are gonna find out, when we ask the first time its a courtesy, when you're not honest and up comes a DW, I'm far less inclined to help simply because you lied.
Commom conversation:
Clint: "well I don't understand why you can't cover me now! I've been driving 40 years and only had 1 DWI and that was last year"
Agent: but sir, driving history playyy....
Client: 20 years! No tickets, no accidents, 1 DWI shouldn't count against me...
Agent (at this point I pull out my convo killer) "Sir, let me put this in perspective: I've never ever killed someone in over 40 years. Been a real good guy. But...if I kill someone---even if its the only person I've ever killed...guess what! I still go to jail!
This is my abbreviated list, it could go on forever. I'm a bit cynical and maybe you are too....lets her some mind fuck client stories, gotta be some good ones out there
Since there are so many stupid questions directed to insurance agents, I'd like to ask clients equally dumb questions. This inquiry will be in regards automobile insurance.
Potential clients:
-Why do you feel the need to tell me what color your car is 5 seconds into the call? Why do you tell me this several more times after I tell you nicely I don't give 2 shits about the color of the car. Red cars and black cars cost the same. Unfortunately you're just dum.
-Unless you got your driver's license within the last 3-5 years, you don't have to tell me your lifes story of transportation...just your DL please...
-Engineers are the worst insurance clients. If my home rate was bad, and I tell you my auto rate will be worse, why do you still even want a quote--and then bitch at me when the quote was high--I told you that going into this...
*STOP TELLING YOU INSURANCE AGENT YOU WANT "FULL COVERAGE." There is no such thing as full coverage!!! You wanna argue? Ok, here is every single endorsement we offer. Generally only 9 endorsements, but you wanted that "full coverage" so here is all 32! What does that cover, you ask? I don't fucking know! 20 years I've never seen it....
Just tell your agent you need comp and collision....they will know what your talking about, I promise.
-As an aside, at least once a day a client will tell me: " I dont want none of that liability or comprOhensn, or collision, you can take that off right now and give me what I asked for, which is full coverage! "
-And when it comes to coverages, don't be an idiot, think things through just a little.
Liability---the most important aspect--you DO NOT want that as low as possible to "save money!"
Most states mandate that you have a minimum of $10,00 to $30,000 in property damage liability protection.
You wanna be cheap so you go state minimums. 6 weeks later you're yelling at me. Your POS just hit a $60G Rover. Your insurance is paying $25,000 and now you gotta figure out a way to pay the difference. For $4 more a month you could have avoided the enrire scenario...but you wanted the cheapest thing possible and now what...I mean...don't listen to the guy that does this for a living, take the advice from some dude your mom was banging last night who has a freind thats an insurance agent...in fact, why are you not talking to him now...
-And then there are deductibles. If your car is 20 years old, the value is $3,000, why are you paying $600 a year in premiums for comp/coll? If your car is totaled, you're out the deductible and $600 in premium to get, what....a check for $800? This is why people stay insurance broke.
-I get you want to save money, who doesn't.
But why would you choose a $1,000 deductible because it saves $8 a month? If you can't afford an extra $8 today, how are you gonna afford $1,000 later? Use reason. Get a manageable deductible.
-This may shock you, but your insurance agent is not your claim agent. These people live on different sides of the planet. Your agent can advocate and assist, but their role is minimal; always refer back to your claims rep or ask to have an Underwriter involved.
-Why do minor billing changes ruin peopls life?
"My rate was $143.27 for 6 months and now its $143.86 and you're going to tell me exactly why my premiums increased."
At this point I generally ask if i can just pay them the increase of $7 spread over the next 9 months...
-Stop nameing every discount on your prior auto policy. Those are generally company specific and its about the time I start reading Reddit because I know you're about to argue with the premium you just agreed to 30 seconds ago.
-And finally....stop bullshiting us on your driving record, we are gonna find out, when we ask the first time its a courtesy, when you're not honest and up comes a DW, I'm far less inclined to help simply because you lied.
Commom conversation:
Clint: "well I don't understand why you can't cover me now! I've been driving 40 years and only had 1 DWI and that was last year"
Agent: but sir, driving history playyy....
Client: 20 years! No tickets, no accidents, 1 DWI shouldn't count against me...
Agent (at this point I pull out my convo killer) "Sir, let me put this in perspective: I've never ever killed someone in over 40 years. Been a real good guy. But...if I kill someone---even if its the only person I've ever killed...guess what! I still go to jail!
This is my abbreviated list, it could go on forever. I'm a bit cynical and maybe you are too....lets her some mind fuck client stories, gotta be some good ones out there